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| 02:44pm 09/02/2005 |
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purrrrrrrr... i'm such a lonely little kitty. all i want is a small spoonful of tuna juice and a copy of homeward bound, which pits a brilliant tabby against the brainless inabilities of two meandering dogs, and shows the courage and patience she holds as she leads them back home.
is anybody going to the tease show or the van ermans show tonight? i might go to both and get my stray cat strut on, as well as cough up a hairball in ettison clio's van... |
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| 11:23am 08/11/2004 |
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oh man... it's been a while, lots of crazy stuff has been happening. but nothing as crazy as my little trip i had last weekend, let me tell you about it.
i woke up, my beautiful love nacho by my side. nothing makes me happier than waking up next to her. purrrrrrrr. i kissed her goodbye and hoped on the CATa to go look for a job, because she's been clawing up my back about that for a while now. nobody was hiring, not cd warehouse, not panchero's, hell not even blue in the face. it was rather discouraging.
all of a sudden, i was grabbed by a masked man and taken into a back room. they blindfolded me and told me to shut up or i would be killed. he has cronies with him, i couldn't make out what they were saying. it was in a different language, it sounded like people throwing pennies in the oven, lots of chings and changs and chongs and pangs and kangs... suddently it hit me. charlie kang's! those damn chinese-sies were planning to cook me and turn me into tonight's special: MOO KIE GIA PAN!
i wasn't about to stomach that. quickly i whisked away my blindfold and scratched up the hooligan with my claws. i then proceeded to take on the rest of them with my special claw-fighting tactics that my brother logan taught me before he went to that school for the gifted. i bolted out of the back room with more jets than a new york football team. i pounced and galloped all the way back home, where nacho nursed me back to health. i had taken a couple of lickings... but i came out with my head held high in victory.
so yeah, if you know anybody that's hiring, let me know. |
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| 02:28pm 01/06/2004 |
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so evreyone has been talking about getting a dog.
fuck that shit!! im the only pet in this house and thats how its going to stay bitches!!! |
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| 12:24am 10/05/2004 |
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man. the storms lately have been troubeling me. i just want to hide.
also, getting wet is not something i like. But i do enjoy getting my paws muddy and then walking all over bailey and deans clean clothes/the couch.
chris was moving out today. ill miss him and veronica. i hope they come and say hi to me sometimes.
ALSO! annie is moving in which will be neat. i miss hre so much. |
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| 09:18pm 05/05/2004 |
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mood:  hungry music: danzig
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lately ive been lonely. Everyone is moving out and working all the time. I hate being without someone to cuddle with.
I wish i had a thumb so i could open doors and visit people. Deans show is tomorrow and if i hadent of lost my stupid collar bailey might of brought me.
but what can you do...i miss that zebra print collar. it was awesome.
Ellie (baileys moms dog) came over today and i scared her away. damn mut. i hissed at her and was going to jump on her but then figured staying at a safe distance was better. Anyways i was too busy purring and gettin busy with the couch.
I need to be brushed/fed. ill start messing with d.
man i love the nice weather! |
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| 03:20pm 24/04/2004 |
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where are dean and bailey?
i hate being here when they arent. Everyone here smells. |
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| 08:10pm 19/04/2004 |
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*yaaaaaawn* i just woke up from my nap on the couch, i've been laying on that thing all day long! the sun was shining hard today, i ran around outside for a little bit but after a while the wind was just too cold for a little kitty like me. i played with the little girl next door for a while, but she was trying to make me dress up as "mrs. johnson" for her tea party and put barettes in my hair, and mookie corpse evilton the third does not go for that kind of shit. i hissed at her and scared the stupid girl away, hahahahahaha. that'll show her.
it's so quiet right now, nobody else is home. i thought that poprocksuicide was going to come over and practice for a bit, but there's nobody here except for little ol' me. :( i like hearing them play in the basement as i roll around and swat flies in the air.
i think i'm going to ga lay on the table and bask in the waning glow of the sunset for a bit. *sigh* the life of a kitty is hard. |
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| 05:27pm 05/03/2004 |
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so today when i woke up, it was warm!!! i ran downstairs waiting for someone to let me out and finally dean woke up and opened the door! i started to run outside but then this stuff that he called wind almost knocked me over! i ran back inside. it was scary shit. i went back out after a bit but damn. Ive been begging for food all day and meowing about wanting to go outside just so i could sit there for two seconds and then come back in. I cant wait until annie comes over. i miss her since i moved. we are going to hang out constantly and shes going to pet me nonstop.
well im going to sleep in one of the chairs in the game room because i love sleeping!
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| 11:58am 02/03/2004 |
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hey guys..sorry i havnt updated in a while,ive been fighting and humpin,i found this lil lass down the street,she lets me throw it in her butt with my barbed weaner. in other news,i had my nose split open by some sonofabitch its all good now,bailey cleaned me up real nice,ahhhhh if she was only a cat. i also had a claw stuck in my face,bailey got it out,what would i do without her sexy ass. rite now im typing and licking my red rocket cuz its outa control,i guess thats it. ill post pictures soon,i have a new face. i like how its getting warm out,cuz i can come in from outside and get everyone all muddy,hahahahha,im a bastard(literally)
COME OVER AND PET MY ASS!!
last night poprocksuicide practiced her,iget scured cuz its really loud,i usually go outside,sons a bitches,the only reason i like them is cuz dean is in it,and i love him,(not gay)although,i would like it if i could throw it. rite now im going to go cuddle up to a good book,and fall asleep. cuz thats what im good at. PEACE OUT NIGGAZ |
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